Sunday, April 01, 2007

BEND IT LIKE ME!!!!!

The tackle, the roll over, the twisted finger and the day seemed to stop. Rushed forth was I to the doctor, the pain reaching unbearable limits. Alas! Some hopes are best hope hopen. I tottered to my feet, trying to mask up a cheery benignity but to see a queue of ‘patient-friends’ called for appalling empathy. To top it all the ‘doctor-saab’ was busy with someone else (non-patients). I concluded I can be the master of all situations, until I feel helpless at the hands of the irony. Then with the silhouette of a hound he pounced upon the injured finger. Perhaps I was too casual in thinking that I commanded tender caressing; but hounds can only be blood hounds. Bearing the initial damage I was left at the hands of a merciless assistant. Led me to the X ray room and asked me to lie down on a stretcher hardly 4 feet long. As if this didn’t go down as irksome, he too let his medical hand do some checking. If it weren’t for the friends by the side I had every suspicion of my foot being demolished instead of getting polished!!!! At least the timelyPJs of theirs were keeping date with history and a respite from the brutal all side attack.

Round one confirmed I had dislocated my finger and it needed to be straightened up. Dislocated seems to be a very qualitative term. Curving of finger by right angles might sound more quantitative. The doc in pretence of getting my attention got on and awn with his gibberish without any effect. Then some sarcastic comment relating DAIICT and NIFT attracted some chuckles. I then realised some people are better off being strung up by thumbs. To add to the all the crap, he banded (at least tried to link) my moaning in pain with the loss of Indian cricket team in world cup!!!!!

Round three saw me again cuddled up (read lying) in the stretcher, and vacuous light emitting machine pin pointing the various angles of the my cursed fingers. As if solacing the wounded soldier I got another x ray and this time without a slight glitch. God Bless!!

Well I staggered to my feet thinking it’s done for good when he sentenced me to thoughts claiming me to visit him after a week. God Bless me!!!

8 comments:

Lanky said...

errr.....ummm......
brilliant!!!!
hey...koi dekh to nahin raha....i'll katofy if no one's looking!!!

oh shucks...i hope u r back on ur feet in a few days' time...quite literally

Prabhu Dutta Das said...

ummmm.... brialliant way to put it!!! Hope I get on my feet sooner than later :P

vineet said...

well written but i think you should upload your XRAY pic...it will look more real.
dude your XRAY rocks :))

vineet said...

im not sure whether u can upload any pic or not...but still have a try.

jhansi ki rani said...

broken finger
a 4 foot bed
god be damned
pinky said
he lifted his hand
to write a word
exams are over
shrieked some nerd
"get well soon"
rani of jhansi will say
make the most of
a damn rainy day

Prabhu Dutta Das said...

Jhansi ki Rani I want to get in sun not in rain.... :P

BTW am uploading the xray pic quite soon lets see if u any game for it...

alien said...

hmmmm... get well soon buddy...

Anonymous said...

Dont,worry.You'll get over this too...